If it looks like a dyke, and quacks like a dyke, and walks like a dyke, and talks like a dyke, and acts like a dyke, it must BE a dyke!
Or even two.
Enter Ellen DeGENERATE.
And fat Oprah.
Ellen DeGENERATE invited fat raaacist Oprah onto her show to attack our president — and thus insulted every American citizen not queer like her and not a liberal ass like Oprah.
ELLEN DEGENERATE WENT INSANE!
ELLEN DEGENERATE CALLED FAT OPRAH “THE MOTHER OF OUR COUNTRY!”
And that insults me, and should damn well insult anyone and everyone not liberal, not queer like Ellen DeGENERATE, and also not insane.